Poems by cats (and an offer you can't refuse)
Our local Oxfam bookshop is an Aladdin's cave. My latest acquisition is a hilarious little volume called "I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats". If a moggy didn't actually dictate these I will eat my titfer. My favourite so far is "I Lick Your Nose".
When I'm finished I'm happy to pass this on to a good home, so comment somewhere if you want it. (More than one show of interest and I'll pick a name out of that titfer.)